Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan

Title: Becoming Bella Swan

Author: BellaFlan

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5452501/1/Becoming_Bella_Swan

Summary: INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.

Rating: M

Readability - 10
Grammar - 10
Humor - 10!
Fluffiness/Angst - 6
Fur-friendly (Jake love scale) – 9
Emo-sensitive (Edward love scale) – 8
Smut – 8

Is this story complete? No

Did the reviewer finish reading the story? Up to the latest update (Chapter 33 at the time of review)

*Spoilers follow*

This is one of the funniest stories I’ve read. Bella Flanagan is my new shero! (That means she-hero, for those of you not in the know)
Instead of just getting depressed after Edward leaves her in the woods, it appears that Bella Swan suffers a psychotic break and develops a split personality named Isabella Flanagan. Isabella Flanagan is snarky, horny and without a filter (can’t you see why I love her now?)

Edward is pretty cannon-like. He visits Bella in the hospital and is okay for the most part. The only reason I gave him an 8 is ‘cause he told Bella goodbye for a second time and hurt her again after she’d already been so broken she was in a mental institution. I mean, damn, Eddie, really?

Jake is also pretty much like cannon. He’s sweet to a fault and pretty much does whatever Bella asks of him(either Bella, though Bella Flanagan’s requests are so much more fun. Hehehe). Best part for me? Jake’s dick is bigger! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Don’t fret, Edward lovers. This is an ExB story and, though Bella Flanagan has sexy times with both boys, she will end up with Edward. Jake imprints (and not on Nessie :) ) so there’s no need for Jake fans to fret either. Both boys will be happy in the end.